WARNING:  NEW VIRUS DETECTED, RAMPANT ACROSS THE INTERNET; NO KNOWN CURE

I thought you would want to know about this email virus.  Even the most advanced programs from Norton and McAfee cannot take care of this one.  It primarily appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same email twice.  Done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank email!  That too!
3. Causes you to send email to the wrong person. Yep!
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Who me?
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.  Well, darn!
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. Oh no -- not again!
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."  I just hate that!
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."  Oh No!

Did I neglect to tell you the virus’s name?

It’s called the C-NILE virus.