The English Language

 

Principle, disciple, label.

 

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succor, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

 

Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

 

Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

 

Pronunciation – think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey?

Wont it make you lose your wits, writing groats and saying grits?

It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

 

Finally, which rhymes with enough

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

 

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!!

 

 

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