Here's an old joke that seems appropriate about this time of year...

It's not the fault of the student if (s)he fails, because the year has ONLY 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student

1.	Fridays -- 52, Fridays in a year, you know Fridays are for rest.
	Days left 313.
2.	Summer holidays -- 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
	Days left 263.
3.	8 hours daily sleep -- means 30 days.
	Days left 141.
4.	1 hour for daily playing -- (good for health) means 15 days.
	Days left 126.
5.	2 hours daily for food & other delicacies -- means 30 days.
	Days left 96.
6.	1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) -- means 15 days.
	Days left 81.
7.	Exam days per year at least 35 days.
	Days left 46.
8.	Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) -- 40 days.
	Balance 6 days.
9.	For sickness at least 3 days.
	Remaining days 3.
10.	Movies and functions at least 2 days.
	1 day left.
11.	That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
	Balance days 0.

How then can a student pass ????