WINTER
60 F:
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the
heat. People in
40 F: Italian and English cars won't
start. People in
30 F: Distilled water freezes.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in
15 F:
0 F: All the people in
-10 F: Californians fly away to
-25 F:
-40 F:
-100 F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
-460 F: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500 F: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. GO SOX!